Sometimes we offer coupons and discounts.

Usually we don't since our prices are so low it makes us cry.

Just copy and paste these codes when you checkout.

Use the code: WORST--DISCOUNT-EVER
for $0.01 off your first order! 1 per customer

use this code: YOU-GET-NOTHING-YOU-LOSE-GOOD-DAY-SIR
For a code that does not work.

Use the konami code: Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A
for a whopping 0.02 credits

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but for real, here are 2 codes with decent savings:

It-Just-Works
$10.00 off orders over $2,000

I-cant-believe-it's-not-butter
$20.00 off orders over $30,000